ello stranger

i am me.

comicconverse:

comicconverse:

"describe the color red without using the word red"

white kids at band camp

okay but the more i actually think about this the more accurate it gets

wtfduolingo:

"Common phrases" section of the new Dutch course

wtfduolingo:

"Common phrases" section of the new Dutch course

jeanmarcoing:

*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao

(Source: seaprincefukami)

  • Most girls on first day of school: -walks around school, finds old friends, gets new class list-
  • Me on first day of school: -stumbles into random music room, breaks expensive vase, accidentally joins a host club-

precumming:

ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE

thetidesinitsgrave:

wawaqueen:

Maybe I should do the Boo Radley Challenge where I stay in my house for 25 years and never leave

This is the greatest literary reference I’ve ever read.

(Source: voidgal)

forthenexttenminutesago:

carolinedhavernass:

yo if u dont like musical theatre thats cool but if u actually insult musical theatre in my presence dude i wont even argue with you i’ll just kill and eat you

these are probably the best pies in london

(Source: winterrowan)

satanicnutellacats:

5th grade sex ed more like

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